The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
older relative: i remember back when we used to play in creeks and walk around outside barefoot. kids these days have it too easy
me: you really should have considered that before your generations started littering until we couldn't walk outside barefoot anymore for fear of stepping on glass, and fear-mongering us with false cautionary tales that lead to us being far too afraid of everything and to grow up in an environment feeling as if it were safer inside. don't blame us for what you screwed up.
older relative: ummmm excuse me but respect your elders
“That’s part of what I like about the book in some ways. It portrays death truthfully. You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence”
