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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

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When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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(Source: wowchicken)

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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(Source: hi)

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

me nd my cell girlfriend

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse

(Source: coolrei)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

whitewhine:

You are the only person who has that moment.
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

whitewhine:

You are the only person who has that moment.

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

(Source: bikinibottom-hearts)

cravings:

when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities 

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(Source: cravings)